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Author: Michael Uniacke

I’m a writer. But that doesn’t pay the mortgage. I work for the Victorian Government in disability policy. That pays the mortgage. Previously I’ve worked as a subeditor on newspapers and magazines for the Fairfax/Rural Press group. As an editor for several community publications. As a freelance writer. I also worked for deaf organisations. And for six years I assessed income tax returns. And once I was a ball boy for the Victorian Open Tennis Championships.

Deafness and polio? Here we go again

October 4, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

Queensland deaf educator Dimity Dornan has described deafness as a scourge that can be eradicated, like polio. Why do these sorts of comments continue to be made? Almost like the polio epidemic of some decades ago, Queensland business-woman Dr Dimity Dornan’s alleged comparison of deafness with polio has erupted around the country. She is reported to […]

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Old McDonald had a laugh

October 4, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

Teaching basic Auslan to a class of enthusiastic beginners is not as simple as it sounds I used to run classes in basic Australian sign language (Auslan) at adult learning centres in rural Victoria some years ago. As a diligent tutor, I always looked for ways to make the classes interesting as my pupils ground […]

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October 4, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, on the planet Tatooine, the daring galactic adventurer LUKE SKYWALKER was cleaning his ray gun, when . . . poof! It went off right next to his ear. Luke was quite alright, but the accident left him a bit deaf. He has since struggled to […]

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When actors in foreign films dip into English

October 4, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

I watched a DVD of the Swedish detective series Wallander  just recently. This steers a satisfying middle ground between gung-ho American shoot-em-ups and the British genteelism of Midsomer. The Swedish series naturally has the actors speaking in Swedish, and obligingly, the subtitles make all the difference. As usual, I rejoiced in the subtitles. It would […]

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October 2, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

Artwork: John Veeken www.johnveeken.com Maria Von Trapp was prancing about in an Alpine meadow in the Austrian Alps, singing her way into our hearts, when she tripped on a shoelace, fell and hit her head. She was quite alright, but found she was noticeably deaf. NOW SING ON . . . The hills are alive […]

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Give pees a chance

October 2, 2015 by Michael Uniacke Leave a Comment

Two men stand in the men's toilet

Films often show scenes of women gathered in their powder room during interval at the cinema, or at a social event at the local town hall. We see them peering into mirrors and chatting with girlfriends as they adjust dresses, plot strategy, review tactics, and perhaps even powder their noses. They are going about women’s […]

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